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I don’t think I’ll ever understand modern art. I went to a modern art museum awhile ago and there was a large pile of string in the middle of the floor that was worth millions of dollars for some reason. When I put trash all over the floor, I get in trouble. Instead of having to clean up my mess, people should pay me millions of dollars to put my trash in a museum. Some people claim that it’s art when it has meaning and represents something. This doesn’t make sense either. At the modern art museum, there was a pair of tights with sand it them and somehow this represented gender and racial equality. Who decides what’s meaningful and what isn’t? Why couldn’t I just say that my trash can represents LGBTQ+ discrimination? Does me pretending it means something make it art? Thanks for reading my rant. Bye.
This morning I woke up at 11:30 and then pretended to be asleep for an hour and a half because I didn't want to get up. Totally normal behavior, obviously. I'm too tired to make this a longer post.
I went to a baby shower yesterday and it was very disappointing. No babies were showered and we didn't even get to dump water on the pregnant lady. Why would they call it a baby shower if we don't get to put a bunch of babies in a shower and dump water on them? I'm told it's called that because you "shower" the pregnant lady with gifts, but that's not how showers work. It would be pretty painful if presents came out of the shower head and hit you while you tried to wash. 1/10 would not baby shower again.
Hey people. I don't know what I'm doing with this but I guess it'll be a blog. I'll talk about stuff on here if I feel like it.
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